The Miscreation of Stig

Coincidence and Oreos

Sometimes the world is a tiny place. I was doing som grocery shoping (Oreos and milk) ar the shoping senter just down the street from where I live. As I walked towards the entrance of the store I noticed a Red Cross stand standing beneath the escalator, and there dressed in a Red Cross vest was a familiar face I hadn't seen in years. I walked over and said: "Hi! Long time no see!" and she answered: "It is you! Iwas looking at you and wondering if it was you or not. How are you?" From there on the conversation was easy.

My bird

Here is a picture of my lovely girlfriend Sandra. She is so cute taking pictures of herself. She usually tilts her head back so we see straight up her nostrils. The result of me pointing this fact out to her is this picture where she bows her head so low we almost can't see her chin.
That's my girl. So lovely and cute and so not having the right hair color at times (Just kidding honey!)
So innocent looking with the lollipop in her mouth "sigh..." If people only knew "snigger..." (still just kidding pumpkin!)
I love you sweetheart!

What women want (how should I know!?!)

I have always been very afraid of the opposite sex, not because they're so scary...Well maybe a bit... But mostly because they are so bloody unpredictable . They are safe at a distance, but once they come closer, you never know what to expect or how to react. The story I'm about to tell you starts when I'm about 12-13 years old, and it is... Lets face it... Basically the story of my life. (It is mainly a story to show how bad I am at taking hints from girls.)

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