Writers block

Yes... It's true...
Every time I log on to my typepad account I always find a great title and and a vague idea of what I want to write about... And there it ends...

So for this post I decided to write something about nothing.

*Radio turns on and starts buzzing*
"So, there I was, right, talking to this guy who was trying to sell me this piece of crap fake watch he supposedly got as a gift from a very rich uncle, and this girls walks up to us and starts bidding for the watch. So I said to her 'Are you out of your mind? It's obviously fake! He's trying to rip you off for sure! Who stands around offering to sell a clock he supposedly got from a rich uncle? It's a rip off!' Of course she didn't believe me. Thought I was just trying to get a sweet deal for myself... Well, her loss... "
*Radio buzzing*
"My acting does not suck! OK!?! I just happen to be in a bad place right now. Nothing seems to channel the right way. I know I can do it, just don't put me down all the time. It's not helping."
*Radio buzzing*
"There reason we are here today is that we all have something in common. We all share something that connects us. It connects us in a way few people understand. We who are gathered here share an inner strength, we possess something inside us that enables us to go on when most people quit."
*Radio buzzing*
"We are not going to take this lying down! Nothing will ever stop us from getting exactly what we deserve. The people should unite against our common foe. The one that keeps pushing us down in the mud. It's time to stand up and fight."
*Radio buzzing*
"I'm sorry honey, I should have listened to you from the start. I was stubborn and pig-headed and I don't deserve such a beautiful and intelligent wife like you."
*Radio buzzing*
"And if you should remember only one thing from this evening together, you should remember that God is love. God is love and he loves you. God is love and wants you to know and feel it in your heart."
*Radio buzzing*
"Empty... That's how I feel. Nothing but maggots and bile. Bile rising every time I raise my eyes and look at the world outside. Maggots squirming and eating their way through my guts. Leaving me empty except for the bile."
*Radio buzzing*
"Listen up now. I'm gonna start playing, and you all fall in."
*Radio buzzing*
"The end of the line kiddo. This is where you get off."
*Radio turning of*

Comments

[ina]

hahaha døds løye eller bare teit eg har ikke bestemt meg... men du fikk jaffal en muskel ved siden av munnen til å bevege seg opp til hvsa jeg tror reignes som et smil... hmm da få eg vel gå til den konklusjon at eg likte enda et innlegg på bloggen din.. amazing!